10/27/06 11:09 pm - pookizegreat - Finally. Kindred souls.
Long have I quested for a community for Christopher Eccleston's ears. Actually, that's a lie. If I had I would have found it, and joined it, ages ago. The point being, the intent was there. His ears are in my LiveJournal interests, and that proves that the intent was there. Unless I stuck them in my interests AFTER finding the community, just to blend in with you all and ultimately steal your souls. But enough about my uncle, let's talk about Eccleston. Currently my plans are to kidnap him, make exact molds of his ears using plaster of paris and possibly distracting him with muffins, then creating exact, blown-up models (still with me? I'm not), and THEN making huge jell-o ears. Using the molds. The big ones. I'll place them in my city center, and soon I'll have an entire cult of Ecclestearonians at my disposal, wearing grass skirts and carrying bananas as lethal weapons. We'll go take over America, and spread from there. I'll bet America has boats for the spreading. Maybe ear-shaped boats.